Are You Afraid of the Dark?

That’s the way the cookie crumbles. That phrase, to me, is absolutely the worst. Not only has an action I attempted failed or I come across an undesired result, I also don’t have a cookie. I always try to remember how many fully intacted cookies I have rather than the old, hard, crumbling ones. But…

Sex, Drugs, and Rock n’ Roll

There is a reason why music is constantly evolving, why it’s in such high demand, and why people can make successful careers off of it. There isn’t rational reasoning to many things in life but I can say with certainty there is reasons for music. Music, lyrics, guitar riffs, harmonica solos, they all at some…

No Offense me, but What Are You Doing?

So, I was laying down on the floor of my bedroom looking at my ceiling. Singing along to the music that was rolling so smoothly off my vintage Toto vinyl. By “vintage” vinyl, I mean the vinyl that I stole from my mama and papa’s house (thanks guys). Anyways, as I am looking very much…

Ode to Big Sister

It started in 1992, then 1994 gave off some life, and finally 2000 brought it all together. Before 2000 it was just me and my big sister against the world, at least that’s what it felt like for two young girls. I had her there to play with Polly pockets and Bratz dolls. We watched Barney…

What am I Fighting For?

Back in the day (two months ago) I involved myself in this very interesting act of kindness and weirdness called GISHWHES. For those who don’t know that stands for “Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen”. GISHWHES pushes you to dive head first out of your comfort zone. I, for one, am extremely…

Note to Self

“In the end no one is winning besides you, so just keep going without a single moment missed. Don’t you worry about me until all your other plans fall through. I’ll continue to sit here with a void to fill but until then I have some time to kill.” I wrote that along with a lot…

Thanks. Thank You. Thanks Guys. Thanks.

The holidays are just around the corner and it’s about that time when families who we damn well know are crazy (my family) spend hours upon hours together. Leading to drunk, hilarious, and regrettable actions and conversations. All this loving excitement inspired me to really sit down and make a list of all the things…

My L.A. Woman Life

I was driving to work in my car today (by the way I recently just got a new car and I’ve never felt so adulty before. Look at me going into debt and shit.) anyways, I was driving to work today and LA Woman by The Doors came on the radio. Before I knew it…

That Big Hairy Old Man

I’ve been living uncoordinated for twenty one years now and it is safe to say that life is hard. Hard and suck-ish on so many different, awesome, and scary levels. From the amount of memories I posses from my younger days, which is about zero memories, I can confidently assume my first steps were awesomely hard….

Welcome and I’m Sorry In Advance

You know that moment of clarity when you’re like, “Damn look at me having my shit together! Feeling good and looking good all day everyday.” Yeah me neither.. I’m more along the lines of, “I can just braid my hair today since I haven’t washed it in two days right? Oh shit, my car is…